the human fund

You know that Seinfeld episode where George gives people fake gifts that say "a donation has been made in your name to the Human Fund"? If you don't it's right above this sentence. The Human Fund is "money for people." I'd like some of that right now. Audrey had her annual vet visit which includes various vaccines and prescriptions for flea/tick/heartworm meds, and a poo sample. She cried the whole time and had to be muzzled again. She shed everywhere - the hair was coming off in clumps. It was heartbreaking to see her so upset. The price of this experience? $400. Four.hundred.dollars. I had to charge it. It'll be months before I have this gone. I hate that just when I'm about to make a dent in debt I have some huge bill. I'm also paying a bunch for a ticket to New York in October. I'm accepting human fund donations.

Audrey's lucky I love her so much and have a super awesome time on our awesome walks and dog park visits with her and Nate. Otherwise she'd be working the corner to pay me back. She's a cute bitch, many a stud would take her.

What can 400 dollars get me?
-four months of therapy
-half of the HDTV I desperately want
-a plane ticket to San Francisco for a trip I desperately need
-the arm chair I want for cozy reading time
-1.5 night stands
-over 200 cups of coffee from a coffee shop which would be almost a year of coffee before work
-a new fall wardrobe

These will all have to be put off now. Boo.