entertaining way to kill time

I'm in the middle of a "who can send each other the worst and gayest video of all time" (in the best sense of the word of course) war right now. I think I have the ultimate trump card with my tale. My dad waited in line for hours to meet Cher and get her autograph on a photo with the outfit she has on in this video. It is on his office desk. No Bryan Ferry dressed as a nazi singing love songs could ever top this tale.