Audrey is a bit of an assface

My peace lily is already all droopy. I suck at plants. I watered it a bit, so maybe it'll be happy when I return home. Maybe Audrey got jealous of it and peed on it or something. Who knows. Speaking of Audrey, she's been positively evil lately. Last night she refused to go to bed. Refused. She's never done that before. Normally she loves it when I say "let's go to bed!" She runs to the bed and scuttles underneath the covers. Then she'll spend a good minute scratching out her space to sleep. Its one of the best parts of my day. Last night she was like "bitch you've been gone all day, don't think I'm gonna get in bed with you!" It was true, I was gone from 8 a.m. until 11 p.m.. However, I'm often gone that long during baseball season and she's fine. Last night she made me walk her again after I was already in bed. Then she ran up and down the length of the apartment for absolutely no reason. Finally she went to bed around 1-ish, but woke up at 5:30 rarin' to go again.

This morning, like I've done the past week, I refused to get out of bed while she pounces all over and licks my face to get me to move. Around 6 I decided that I'd had enough and put her in her cage. She clawed the cage for an hour straight without stopping. At 7 I gave up, and opened the cage but went right back into my bed. She sort of laid with me and every now and then licked me. Finally around 7:40 I got up and dealt with her. Worst dog ever.

I'm 0 for 2 on the Sox winning when I go to a game. Last night's game was brutal. It was also very cold, so I had to buy a sox blanket to keep me warm. I sort of wanted one anyway so I didn't feel so bad about it.

Today is therapy, then running to make up for me not being able to yesterday. Then the office and 30 rock and maybe a movie. I got Hannah Takes the Stairs Tuesday. I've been looking forward to seeing it for a long time.