I got $600 for my scrap gold!

I love the scrap gold commercial. Ever notice how bad the teeth are in that old lady's mouth? Makes me want to get my teeth whitened. I have a sinus headache right now, and am thinking that someone should make a movie where people melt humans that are mostly worthless or obsolete but have a few good qualities left into one giant super human who is the most perfect person of all time. And then they pay the person who 'donated' the human. It could be called Scrap Human, or Scrapan, or Meltdown, or Old Teeth Lady Melted the Shit Out of You and She Got 600 dollars. Will Smith would be the star.