Are you kidding me?

My stupid day thus far:

Irritating commute
Horrible drama at work that is going to take weeks of damage control when only one person did all the wrong (ps it wasn't me)
Waiting at work 45 minutes longer because Big Boss wanted to talk to me, but she never left her meeting, so I ended up sitting there for no reason.
Left so I could get to my car reservation in time to go to the store.
Decide to emotionally eat at a taco bell (damn you cheese gordita crunch ads!)
Zip home, throw all the food inside so I can return the car quickly, hence get to my dinner faster.
Go around the block to find out that some DOUCHEBAG FORD SUV DOUCHE is parked in the i-go spot. No other spots are open in the lot, so I can't do anything about it. Call the company and they said there's not much I can do unless I can find a legal space.
Call the tow company and I hope the fucker is towed by the time I re-attempt to return the car.
Return home to a slightly soggy taco bell, gross.
Eat it guiltily while watching the freakin Biggest Loser. How ironic is that?

I have a feeling my blog post on the other site about Desert Blood isn't going to happen tonight.