you ever hear the one about...

Hey blog guess what?

Chicken butt?

No, no...

You are at work procrastinating?

Well yes, but that wasn't what I was after.

You are going on vacation tomorrow?

Ding ding! You've just won...GOLD CASE.

This vacation will also include the conscious decision to do NO INTERNETS. So no email, blogs, or internet addictions of any other kind.