Love is...

...walking your dog in the rain, and then picking a dingleberry (sp?) off her ass because she's too stupid to create a full and successful crap that lands in the mud. Worst part is, I do this so often that she just knows to wait for me to grab her dangling turd. She looks up at me like "lady just pick the damn thing off, stop fiddling with the plastic bags." I wouldn't do this for anyone else, especially in the middle of a street. Just for you Audrey!