It's that kind of day

When you aren't sure if you are still drunk or just really deliriously hungover, and you have dummy conversations like this one with your coworker:

Me:you remind me of something, I can't remember what it is. Oh yeah, you remind me of my jeep
Me:you remind me of my CTA pass
Me:CRACKED
Me: you know how you say you are the funniest person you know? i think i am the funniest person i know
Her: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
Her: you rank up there for me
Her: especially when drunk
Her: chatting with [name removed]
Her: sooo awkward
Me: bleh
Me: fuck that chode
Her: LOL
Me: dick dont know a good hot twat when he sees one
Her: i did just LOL
Her: OH SHIT
Me: what
Her: This whole conversation needs to go in my blog
Me: i'm LOLing too
Me: CAN U HEAR ME
Me: LOLING?


So far today I:

Woke up and didn't know where I was for a good 10 seconds
Cracked my CTA Pass (Major inconvenience)
Had a meeting with a PhD Candidate and had to act professional for an hour
Ate some shitty pizza