Things I learned this week

1. Not much happens in the winter, which makes living alone even more boring. People need to come watch movies with me or something.

2. My dog is straight. She clearly likes males more than me, as evidenced by her having seen two different males in the past week (FRIENDS, you perverts) and being much nicer to them than to me. So let's see - dog..straight, yet humps her pillow for hours on end.

3. I need to drink 64 oz of water a day. Yesterday I only had a little bit of water and ended the day with a bitchin' migraine. I didn't sleep at all as a result of my head feeling like it wanted to rocket off my neck into Cylon-occupied territory. I called in sick today as a result, yet had to do some work from home.

4. Battlestar Galactica just keeps getting better. I'm half way through Season 1 and each episode is so incredible. Contemplating staying up all night to finish the season, but doubt I will.

5. I can go six days without spending a dime as long as my house has food in it.

6. My dog walker is totally getting fired soon. He is supposed to come between noon and two, and every time I've been home he never shows up until four. If he's going to come that late, I may as well save the 240 dollars and make Audrey wait another hour until I'm home. Sorry hippie Ron, but your days are numbered.

7. Licking envelopes is really annoying. I mailed my Christmas cards today, and had a lot of glue to lick.

8. I fear that the Christmas episode of the Office tonight will mirror my office holiday party tomorrow. It even starts at the same time.

9. The movie Songs from the Second Floor is weird. It has this total Jodorowsky rip-off scene, the one with the child sacrifice. As much as I dislike Jodorowsky films, it made me want to watch some of them again.