Flying is so annoying

There were some really annoying people on the plane ride home.

1. A group of hippies who had somehow all just met and were seated right next to each other. They talked jam bands and nature hikes. Really loudly. I couldn't get my headphones to tune them out enough, and my music was interjected with "I'm in the banana slug string band" or "man rafting in costa rica is the shit." God I hate the outdoors. And jam bands. And hippies. And people who talk too loudly on a plane.

2. A woman with a shirt on that said "You can never have too many cats." After experiencing six cats this week, I declare her shirt to be false. My nose is still reeling from the cat experience.